- Voiceover (sounds like Drew Carey on Whose Line):
- Good evening everyone and welcome to Pirates vs. Ninjas:
Tonight for the Pirates we have
Caaaptain Blood {Close up of a horribly scarred face, with an eyepatch} - Captain Blood:
- Yaarrr!
- Voiceover:
- Long Johns Silver {Close up of pirate in long underwear}
- Long Johns:
- Gaarrr!
- Voiceover:
- Yosemite Sam {Close up of Yosemite Sam wearing his Admiral's hat}
- Yosemite Sam:
- What in Tarnations is going on here?
- Voiceover:
- and for the Ninjas we have
- a Palm Tree {Close up of a Palm Tree behind a podium, a black elbow is just visible}
- Palm Tree:
- ...
- Voiceover:
- Miyamoto Musashi {Close up of a swordsman holding two swords}
- Miyamoto Musashi:
- Ore? Ninja? Nan da you?! Ore wa ninja dewa nai!
- {Subtitles: We are Ninja! Who are you? Ninja Never Lose!}
- Voiceover:
- Hattori Hanzo {Close Up of a menacing looking swordsman}
- Hattori Hanzo:
- Iie, watashi wa Chiba Shin-Ichi desu
- {Subtitles: I will destroy you with my super-powers!}
- Voiceover:
- Stay tuned for another epic battle on
- Entire Audience:
PIRATES versus NINJAS!
They sought to answer the ultimate question, which group of evil-doers idolised by popular culture was cooler? What they didn't know was, Armageddon was upon us all, and THIS time, Pirate must stand beside Ninja and fight together against the greatest foe mankind had ever faced!
Can it be done, can a Pirate stand beside a Ninja and call him brother? Will the fate of the world really be decided by some actors on a bad TV show? Will this game ever get through the scrupulous screening process of the Arcanacon Orgs? Only you, the player, can decide. Will you take the side of the black pajama, or the side of bad speech and rum?
Help us save the world and answer the Question.
| Adult Content: | MA - There are bound to be wenches |
| Characterisation: | 5 - Choose your side and stick to it |
| Genre Knowledge: | 5- Really not much to know though, is there? |
| Rules Knowledge: | 0 - Ninjas and Pirates don't play by anyone's rules. |
| Seriousness: | 0 - The title says it all. |
| A single session systemless event for 4 - 6 players | |
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