To be held at the Collingwood College of Mathematics, Science and the Arts on or about the Australia Day Weekend 2003 CE.

Being a forum for the Exchange and Proliferation of Recent Scientific and Other Breakthroughs of Potential Benefit to the Race of Humankind (please no doomsday weapons this year - last year's reconstruction bill nearly bankrupted us)

This year's topics will likely include :

• Giant Robots and How to Incorporate Giant Monsters into their Construction
• Rodent-Powered Turbines - Are they Energy Efficient Enough?
• Reanimation - Can Brains be Successfully Mixed and Matched?
• Clockwork vs. Atomic Power - Pros and Cons
• 101 Uses for Waste Steam Vents
• Fashion Choices for the New Scientist - Will you choose White Coats or Dirty Smocks?
• and of course Doomsday Weapons - How to Create International Intolerance and Wreak Vengeance Upon Your Foes