You're three million years out in space with a crazy computer...

Or being chased down a ravine by bloodthirsty savages...

Or stuck in a house with a mad chiropodist...

Or merely on your way to the sweet shop on the corner...

...and you have thirty seconds left to think of a punchline.

Yup - the madness continues! Arcanacon, Vurt and anyone else who wants a free plug are proud to present the third annual...

ARCANACON THEATRE GAMES

hosted and compered by Madi.

The competition will be a knockout/round robin for 2-4 player teams of extraordinary wit, talent and originality (or at least more than this blurb). Refreshments (with a capital fresh) will be available throughout the competition. Audience is welcome. For more information, please contact madi at vurt.net