by Alex LokeThis is another quality game BY the guy who commited the following attrocities:
*Badges& Buffy etc.
*Some guy, I dunno.
*A thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters.
*The people who brought you the GST. And Syphillis.
You, the player are given the opportunity to become:*Inebriated. Then depressed. Then hung over.
*Yeagar the Mighty, Artax the Wizard, Piffany the Cleric and Nodwick.
*Cheap Dilbert knock offs.
*Test subjects for industrial strength laxatives.
The object of this quest is to:
*Find the One Ring.
*Save some people.
*Save the whales.
*Try not to embarrass yourself.
Nodwick is a:
*Single session AD&D game for four players.
*Total farce. Get me some rope, it's time for a lynchin'
*''An explosive roller-coaster ride!'' - Washington Post
*Good argument for birth control.
Whilst reading this blurb, I have:*Lost three IQ points.
*Soiled myself.
*Taken my medication, but it aint working since I've decided to play.
*Wandered into oncoming traffic.
I speak for everyone when I say:*''Give me my session fee back!''
*''Da plane boss! Da plane!''
*''Put your pants back on. Now.''
*''I endorse this product and/or service. Now where the heck's my money?.''
Other Comments:Do you want action and excitement?
Do you want a non-stop thrill-ride that just never lets go?
Do you want to know why your coffee this morning smelled like almonds?
Do you want a bra that lifts and separates?
Do you want me to stop asking questions?
Well, play Nodwick: Where there's fire, there's Artax!
Seriousness: -1 (Void of any. Actually, more like a vacuum)
Rules knowledge: 0
Characterisation: 3 (We encourage you to try)
Adult Content: PG (It never ends up that way though, does it?)
Genre Knowledge: 0 (Nodwick comes with all the bits)The person judged most Nodwick-y will receive a "Vecna Banished Me to the Demi-plane of Ash and All I got was This Lousy T-Shirt" T-Shirt signed by Aaron Williams!
Sponsored by Aaron Williams.
Go to
http://www.nodwick.com