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"Any of 'em got it?"
"Nah, they're all showing children's programming"
"Hey, you lot, get your gear and get out there! We've got NEWS to cover"
| Seriousness | 4 | Rules Knowledge | 3 |
| Characterisation | 3 | Adult Content | M |
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