Roll Up! Roll up! Visit the marvelous entertainments of Arcanacon 1800, never before seen by the human eye. Wonders abound, and all are guaranteed to be amazed.

If it is the marvels of the current day, the great century so close to leaving us, that fascinate and enthrall you, then you should do no less than to enter our Victorian exhibition and stand proud in the knowledge that you have been part and parcel of this most magnificent of eras.
	Gentlemen, please clasp your ladies close before entering the chamber of horrors - sights lie within to chill the blood, stop the heart and boggle the mind. Not a place for the faint of spirit, nor for the unwell of heart!
We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives - and thus perhaps your fancy turns more towards the dreams of the times to come - what will Man accomplish in the century to come? What marvels await discovery after our century of such wonders? Enter our future display and let your imagination provide the passage of time.
	Ladies and Gentlemen, it may be that your heart beats to a different drum, to the fast paced and rapid rhythms of that magic word.... Adventure! Perhaps your courage will provide the measure to a new dance, one to catch your eye and lift your heart, and set your feet on a new path?
Do your tastes lean towards the more theatric, to our displays thespic? Avail yourself of the pageantry of our most elegant freeforms and prepare to be entertained.
	Interested in something a little special? Something a bit beyond even our wonderous events and captivating cavalcades? Something... unusual? Something beyond the run of the mill?

For those of your whose hearts are large enough, whose sensibilities broad enough and whose mental capacities would astonish the most learnéd gentlemen of Europe, we present a grand collation of all of our spontiferous events